Hey folks, now you can complete your CD collection by purchasing this awesome Fart and Burp CD. This CD contains over 100 original farts & Burps from this website including some never heard before! That's right, your favorite farts and burps from the Gas Page PLUS brand new digital quality gasses! Farts and Burps have never sounded so good! This CD is not sold anywhere else and has all original content and is ©1998-2008 Netcarver.

This CD makes a great present too. Here are just a few occasions:

• Birthday Present
• Over The Hill Party
• College Parties
• Halloween Party
• Any occassion where offbeat humor is wanted

Want to hear a sample? Listen to this one. It is in MP3 format. File size 110K.

You get all this for $9.00 plus shipping. You can pay cash (not recommended), check (2 week wait for bank clearance), money order or Visa & Mastercard through PayPal.

Click Here to Order Now! For more information on PayPal, see paragraph below.

PAYPAL
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SHIPPING
Shipping is $3.99, no matter how many CDs you order! All CD's paid for by Money Order, Cash and PayPal will ship immediately after payment is received. (PayPal is the quickest!) Checks require a 7-10 business day wait for clearance through the bank. CD's are shipped via United States Postal Service.

Questions? Feel free to email with any questions or concerns about the ordering process.

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